I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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