Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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