Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he shaved USA in his pubs
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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