Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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