Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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