Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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