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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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