in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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