You're a womanizer and a bitch.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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