If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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