i jhust puked up my retainher.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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