just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Dicks are not precious.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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