I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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