Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
