How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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