Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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