She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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