these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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