My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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