is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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