what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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