She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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