even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
