their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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