in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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