Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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