the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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