Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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