You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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