we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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