Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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