He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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