last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
This house was built for laser tag.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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