spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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