he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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