I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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