marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's official drugs can't kill me
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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