**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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