how can u be prego again
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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