This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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