She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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