Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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