It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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