i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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