yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
