god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
smell my finger.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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