I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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