so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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