So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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