your room smells of hookers.
And success
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
two words: eviction party
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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