So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
