Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Randomize
