I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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