Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
